First, let me explain the sriracha incident.  Let's get that out of the way.  Sometimes when I open the bottle of sriracha, it sprays a fine mist.  At the precise moment of the mist entering the air, I inhaled, and the hot sauce went into my nose.  Was the bottle close to my face?  No.  I purposely aim the bottle away from my face in the off-chance ( Read more... )